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Sunday, July 24, 2005


Hm got bored recently, so just thought of these funy facts about my friend, Jack.

What is Jack's favourite fruit? - Jackfruit
What is Jack's favourite toy? - Jack in the box
What is Jack's favourite fairytale story? - Jack and the Beanstalk
What is Jack's favourite brand of chips? - Jack n Jills
What is Jack's favourite exercise? - JumpingJack
What is Jack's favourite sex position? - Jack-Assing
Where does Jack go to distress? - Jacuzzi
What is Jack's favourite cardgame? - Blackjack
What Jack does at home behind closed doors? - jack-off /ejaculate
Why does Jack drink plenty of water? - because he wants to be a hydraulic jack
What is Jack's nationality? - UK (Union Jack)
Wht breed of dog does Jack keep at home? - Jack Russell
What is Jack's favourite place? - Jack's Place
What is Jack's favourite local delicacy in S'pore? - Rojack (pronounced as rojak)
What type of footwear does Jack wear? - Jackboot
What coat does Jack put on? - Jacket
What is Jack's favourite food? Jacket potato
What pets do Jack keep at home? - Jackal & Jackdaw
Why does Jack always exceed his electricity bills? - because he has too many electrical jacks at home.
What is Jack's favourite terrorist activity? Hijacking, car-jacking etcetera.
What is Jack's favourite cartoon character? - Jack-Jack in 'The Incredibles'
What is Jack's arm as strong as? - Jack-hammer
What is Jack as sharp as? - Jack-knife
What did Jack name his son? - Jackson
What is Jack's forte/niche? - none. he's a Jack-of-all-trades, master of none.
Why is Jack so happy? - because he've hit the jackpot
What is Jack's breed of rabbit? - Jack- rabbit
Why is Jack disliked by so many? - because he's Jack the Lad

How'bt this one, my classmate came out with this:
What is India's derivative of the famous Harley-Davidson brand?
Ans: Bicycle manufacturer Ali, David & Sons.

Hahahaha. Go, go. Have a good laugh!



efijy rockeD* at 1:03 PM

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Abao.. Abao.. He's not a boy, not yet a man... Birthday: 21st July, 1986. Favourite colour: Blue. Favourite animal: Dog. Dimensions: height 1.70m, weight 52kg, vital stats 32 32 32 stickinsect. Horoscope: Cancer. Plays hockey for his school Pioneer Junior College. Plays drum for his band Thunderstruck and Re-Cast. Loves his Family, Friends and God.
GREENDAY: BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS
THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND GOD
SING ALONG WITH ME...

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

playing BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS
by Green Day =)

FRIENDS
BAOLOON'S RECOMMENDATIONS
TO DO LIST
  • Compose a song for my band
  • Play hockey
  • Go for the stupid NS medical checkup thingy
  • Study and mug hard
  • Express my utmost gratitude to my Family, Friends and God


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